Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.
scvmbat PLEASE LOOK AT THIS
omfg this makes me so happy!!!!’
Yo I still say fuck spiders
- French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
- American Friend: THOUSAND?
- French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there
- Person: Theatre is stupid
- Person: Musicals are gay
- Police: So can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
i dont know what kind of animal that is so im gonna call it a puggle wuggle
Looks like a malamute pup to me. They’re ridiculously floofy.
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
detectives have bad posture because they always have a hunch about something
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”